The Bullshit Centrifuge

Structured review for public-facing claims

The Bullshit Centrifuge helps writers check claims, sources, papers, chapters, citations, and public-facing drafts before publication.Paste one focused piece, choose a mode or Auto, and get a structured report.

Review console

Paste text or a URL, or upload a file. Choose a mode or use Auto.

Use a single-tool or Bullshit Centrifuge bundle code during the prototype test period.

The code remains only in this open page and is not saved to browser storage.

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Text, code, logs, configuration, documents, spreadsheets, presentations, screenshots, images, CSV, JSON, and Markdown.

Supported: TXT, MD, CSV, JSON, LOG, XML, YAML, HTML, CSS, JavaScript, TypeScript, Python, SQL, shell scripts, TOML, DOCX, PDF, XLSX, PPTX, RTF, PNG, JPG, JPEG, and WEBP.

Screenshots and images are reviewed visually. Small text, cropped context, or low resolution may limit the review.

Source coverage

Source type: Unknown

Coverage: unknown

What was read: nothing readable

What was unavailable: source material needed for review

Extraction method: none

Limitations: Source coverage could not be determined.

Image contents are sent to the configured model provider only when the user explicitly runs a review. Images are not intentionally stored by the app. Do not upload secrets, credentials, customer data, private dashboards, protected health information, or confidential screenshots unless authorized.

Samples

Analysis mode

Let The Bullshit Centrifuge choose the appropriate analysis from your request.

Why use this review?

Let The Bullshit Centrifuge choose the appropriate analysis from your request.

What it is: An inspectable router across the three analysis modes.

When to use it: Use it when you know what needs scrutiny but not which mode fits.

What to provide: A focused claim, argument, decision record, source excerpt, or file.

What it checks: Your requested task and the kind of evidence or decision being examined.

Why it is useful: It keeps mode selection simple without hiding the selected mode in the result.

What it does not prove: Automatic selection does not establish that the submitted evidence is complete.

The Bullshit Centrifuge uses a live AI model.

When you click Run review, the submitted text, extracted file contents, or image is sent to the configured AI model provider for analysis.

Selecting a file does not send it anywhere. Content is sent only when you explicitly run the review.

For an exact public HTTP or HTTPS URL, the server retrieves bounded readable content and sends the extracted material to the configured AI model provider. Private-network, credential-bearing, oversized, unsafe, or unsupported sources are blocked.

Do not submit secrets, credentials, customer data, protected health information, private legal material, or confidential company information unless authorized.

Editorial report

A document-style review surface for the selected analysis mode.

Your review will appear here.

Run a Bullshit Centrifuge check to get a structured editorial report.

Early access

The Bullshit Centrifuge — Early Access

The Bullshit Centrifuge helps writers check claims, sources, papers, chapters, citations, and legal-adjacent drafts before publication.

Choose a tool, paste text, and get a structured review that flags overclaim risk, missing support, authority problems, trust issues, or editorial gaps.

Paste one focused piece at a time: a claim, excerpt, article section, scene, legal passage, source note, or chapter segment. Current prototype limit: 8,000 Unicode code points per run.

Built for journalists, newsletter writers, podcasters, students, researchers, editors, and public-facing commentators.

Access is manually fulfilled while this prototype is being tested. Not legal advice.

How to use the bundle

  1. Choose the Bullshit Centrifuge tool that fits your text.
  2. Paste a focused claim, source excerpt, chapter section, or draft.
  3. Enter your access code and run the review.
  4. Copy or download the report before revising your wording.
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Prototype use notes

The Bullshit Centrifuge is an early-access editorial reliability tool. It is not legal, medical, financial, academic, or professional advice.

Outputs are review assistance, not final authority. Verify sources, citations, dates, legal posture, medical claims, financial claims, and high-stakes facts before publishing or relying on them.

Access is for individual prototype testing. Users may not copy, clone, scrape, resell, reverse engineer, or reproduce the system, prompts, workflows, or outputs as a competing product.